Cindy’s food quizz

1. Was there a defining moment, or did you always know that you were a foodie?
   Nope – there was a defining moment when I knew I WASN’T a foodie and that was when the fireman asked me if I was setting my kitchen on fire just so that I could keep on meeting him.  He suggested that it would be better if I stayed out of the kitchen while he cooked for us.  That relationship lasted for 2 years.
2. What would you do with 3 courgettes; an apple, an onion, a stick of butter and one cup of flour. You may add one ingredient, plus water.
   I would pack it all into a bag and visit mum!
3. What is the most ghastly tasting thing you have ever eaten?
   A Hot Cross Bun!  After taking several bites from it – my Grandfather told me that the little black things in it were dead flies.  I threw everything up.
4. What is the ugliest looking thing you have ever eaten?
   Bangers and Mash artfully decorated by my fiance in a self-portrait of his below-the-belt equipment.
5. Assuming you were stranded on an island, there is fire, water and provisions. What single cooking utensil would you want to have with you?
   A big soup pot!  Because I can row to safety in it.
6. What sign of the Zodiac are you and do you think it influences your cooking character?
   Libra – and no!  No matter how carefully I weigh my ingredients – it still taste like snail poo!
7. Are you a fanatically tidy or shamefully messy in the kitchen?
   Strangely enough – fanatically tidy.
8. How many frying pans do you own?
   Seven….  I used to have eight – but the police confiscated one when I cracked my fiance’s skull with it.  In defence – he gave me a black eye just before that.
9. What is your all time dream kitchen appliance to own?
   Jamie Oliver!
10. Have you ever had rumpy-pumpy (slap & tickle) in a kitchen?
    Oh hell yes!  Everytime I burn the food – I have to make up for it somehow!  DUH!

The Original Cin’s quizz!