Monthly Archives: November 2010

Dinosaurs did NOT carry knives!

So once again the Eldest Teenager’s cell phone got stolen.  This time he was forced to hand it over with a knife held to his throat.  I have no words for the lawlessness that exist in this country anymore! As … Continue reading

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You want me to confirm WHAT?

This morning I got a FACEBOOK notification that my sister wants me to confirm that I’m her sister. Huh? She has doubts about this? So I emailed her and said: From: Lynda Sent: Thursday, November 25, 2010 10:19 AM To: … Continue reading

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Does it still make a sound?

  I’ve asked this question before – but somehow today it holds more meaning for me…. If a tree falls in a forest, and no-one’s around – does it still make a sound? I know the explanation that satisfies the … Continue reading

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Moaners make the world go blah!

I deserve a medal… Even after severe provocation and being pushed to the limit by stupid people every single day of my life…. the irrefutable truth is that I have incredible willpower. Why? Because not one of these morons have … Continue reading

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Cardboard people…

Why can’t people just act the way they truly are inside? Why do I always feel like I have to walk around with a shovel or even worse – a jack hammer to get to the true personality of a … Continue reading

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One day before D day and chaos reigns supreme….

So the techies worked their arses off and have gone home for a much needed rest. I’m the only IDIOT sitting here now waiting for the branding people to come in and set up.  Now even though I DON’T have … Continue reading

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The TRUTH behind Project Planning

I went back to “school” to study Project Planning when I realised that they were just going to pile bigger and bigger projects onto my poor unsuspecting ass! However… NO WHERE do they EVER tell you EXACTLY what you will … Continue reading

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I’m a little teapot…*sniff*

Today I ate mountains in my way and pooped them into harmless little antheaps. I fought giants and made them beg for mercy. I fearlessly fought police chiefs and kicked the shins of the National Council of Provinces. I forced … Continue reading

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Smiling happy people….

I read on the internet that the perfect way to handle stress is to smile. Apparently the smile makes the idiot stressing you out feel at ease and it will soften their attitude towards you so that they become reasonable. … Continue reading

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New Beginnings

I feed the ferals at the back of the Garden Refuse Dump in my area. About four weeks ago we noticed the crows going balistic and dive-bombing something in the tree where they are rearing their babies. On closer inspection … Continue reading

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