Monthly Archives: August 2010

My exclamation mark broke

Posted on 31/08/2010 by

Call the doctor! Bring the crashcart! Start resuscitating the poor thing! The most important finger on my hand has been hurt! HELP! I ask you with tears in my green eyes – who on earth bruises a middle finger so … Continue reading →

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Mae West LIED!

Posted on 30/08/2010 by

Mae West once said: “When I’m good I’m very good, but when I’m bad I’m better”   Well take my word for it – its a lie! …and I hope her push up bra suffocates her on that happy cloud … Continue reading →

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Silver lining on the cancer cloud….

Posted on 29/08/2010 by

Today is a very exciting day for our family…..   Nearly 8 months ago we heard that Mum had colon cancer. An immediate operation saw parts of her colon removed. 3 Weeks in intensive care and 2 weeks in the … Continue reading →

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Apathy kills empathy

Posted on 28/08/2010 by

For some or other reason I am completely incapable of inflicting physical pain. At work I have a BB gun which I threaten people with. I might shoot towards their general vicinity when provoked – but I have yet to … Continue reading →

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Driving miss crazy

Posted on 27/08/2010 by

In my teens I made a promise to myself that I will learn a new skill when ever I can and will never say no to new opportunities. This past week I’ve been teaching myself knotting.  Yep – you heard … Continue reading →

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Jinx of human emotions…

Posted on 27/08/2010 by

I have trust issues! Whether it involves my work, my friends, my lovers, my family, my neighbours, my hairdresser, my doctor, my dentist or anybody else that I allow into my life….. The minute they break my trust – then … Continue reading →

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Washing is for pussies….

Posted on 26/08/2010 by

This cat has issues!

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What food chain???

Posted on 25/08/2010 by

I’ve come to the shocking conclusion that my house is filled with lazy sods! Every morning I leave the house at the crack of dawn. I then spend more than 12 hours slogging away working my butt off to bring … Continue reading →

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Time off to do what with?

Posted on 23/08/2010 by

Guess where I am? EVERYWHERE but at work! So far I have eaten food at Wimpy that I could actually feel hardening my arteries while I was sitting there. Sat on the grass doing my Killer Sudoku (totally forgetting that … Continue reading →

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Balancing my crazy with my not so crazy moments…

Posted on 18/08/2010 by

Contrary to what you all nice people said yesterday – I AM getting predictable! I just threw a stapler at a very annoying staff member and he ducked BEFORE the stapler left my hand. You see?  PREDICTABLE!  Argh! Oh well … Continue reading →

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