So I did what any other normal human being would do – I got him a raincoat. For some or other reason though he doesn’t look amused and if I’m not mistaken – there might be a glint in his eye that does not bode well for me, my carpet or the tires of my car.
Contrary to popular belief – I’m not trying to make my dog look like an idiot… I’m just desperately trying to keep the little brat dry so that I don’t have a miserable wet dog that hates a hair dryer and detests a towel. As I’ve lost numerous of the aforementioned in skirmishes with the abovementioned miserable dog – I thought it best to rather invest in a raincoat to keep the little twit dry!
Now to convince him that I’m doing it in his best interest… but somehow I don’t think he is going to listen to anything I say right now.
Now where is there a dog whisperer when you need one?